Superb Fruity Smoothie.

Here's a recipe I made and I would like to share it with you.

How to make superb fruity smoothies?

Ingredients:
Chopping board
Fruit (any type that you want)
2 cups of milk
Blender
2 tbsp of sugar
Mini plastic umbrella (Optional)
Cups
Spoon
Cherry
Cream (Optional)

1) Wash your hands.
2) Open the lid of your blender.
3) Chop up the different fruits on the chopping board.
4) Put the fruits into the blender.
5) Also add in some fruits which are not chopped.
6) Pour in the 2 cups of milk.
7) Mix in the sugar and put the lid back on to the blender.
8) Turn on the blender and wait for 10-15mins.
9) While you are waiting clear up all the mess you have made.
10) Open the lid of the blender.
11) Pour in the smoothie in to a cup.
12) Get a cherry or a strawberry.
13) Squirt a little bit of cream on top of the smoothie.
14) Put on the cherry or strawberry on top of the cream.
15) Finally on the side of the smoothie pop in the mini plastic umbrella.

Christmas Cup Cakes

How to bake Christmas cup cakes?

Ingredients:
12 cup cake holders with a Christmas tree decoration on the holders
2 medium sized eggs
2 cups of flour
1 cup of milk
4 teaspoons of sugar
Pinch of baking powder
2 teaspoons of butter
Red and green sprinkles
Dairy cream
Red and green jelly beans
Bowl and a whisker and a spoon
Baking tray



1) Get your bowl and your whisker.



2) Wash your hands before you start cooking.



3) Crack the 2 eggs and chuck away the shells as soon as you've finished.



4) Add in the half a cup of flour



5) Pour in the cup of milk and put in the 4 teaspoons of sugar.



6) Mix in the 2 teaspoons of butter and a pinch of baking powder.



7) Stir the mixture until it is thick and smooth. (If it is to thick add in half a cup of water) This should take about 2 mins.



8) Next get your baking tray and lay out the 12 cup cake holders.



9) Carefully pour in the mixture in each cup cake holder. 2 spoons in each holder should be alright.



10)After put in the baking tray into the oven gas mark 4 and leave it in there for at least 15- 20 mins.



11) While you are waiting get your red and green jelly beans sorted out and get out your dairy cream.



12)After take out your cup cakes and use oven gloves when taking it out of the oven.



13) Squirt the cream round and round each cup cake.



14) Either sprinkle the red or the green sprinkles on each cup cake.



15) To finish it off get a red and green jelly bean and put it on top of each Christmas cup cakes.

Enjoy your Christmas cup cakes!

10 ways 2 annoy your parents

Have you ever become so angry with your parents that you wanted to shave their hair bold. Well have you? Here's your chance to choose one of the ways that will be perfect to make your parents beg for you to stop. I promise you that they will become ballistic, mad, red etc. So here we go.

1. Don't listen to them when they want you to eat. Make up an excuse like if you have your food now you will turn into a monster and say that for a week.



2. Watch T.V for the hole day and don't bother getting up.



3. Mess up the house and don't tidy up after.



4. Say you don't want to go school because its double maths or say the school has burnt down.



5. When your listening to music put it on max so it could burst there ears.



6. Take an 1 hour getting dressed in the bathroom and stay in the shower for half an hour.



7. Go upstairs and jump and jump so you can break the ceiling.



8. Drop your food every where when you are eating.



9. Don't tuck your chair in while eating.



10. When you are in bed don't go sleep and in the night wake up and put your parents alarm clock time as 4:00 in the morning.

Hope you take this advice and get your parents to beg you to stop.

My aunties wedding

How do I describe my aunties wedding.

Of course excellent, fantastic, amazing, awesome, fun etc.

When I went to my aunties wedding I was so nervous. You may be thinking why I was nervous. Well its because on a short notice for her wedding she booked in a professional dancer. The dancer caught the bug and was off sick and couldn't attend the wedding. So I was told by my auntie to dance to 3 songs for her wedding. It was scary but it felt good to be the star and loads of lights and cameras flashing on me. I wore a red, green and gold embroidered Indian dress. I got my make-up and hair done in a beauty salon for £65. That's quite a lot but it was worth every single penny. I bought all mt jewelery for £40. I wore a real diamond necklace with real diamond earrings. at the end of the performance everyone danced together with the bride. that will be the most remember able day of my life.